Claire Miller (Stewardess): Unfortunately, first class is overbooked. But there’s plenty of room for you to stretch out in coach, which is less than half full. For the inconvenience, we are offering you a free travel coupon good on any South Pacific Air flight.
Paul Oswald: A free travel coupon won’t help me get to my meeting on time, now will it?
Claire Miller (Stewardess): Sir, I’m pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time as first.