Joey: Come on, you’re single. Have some hormones.
Ross: See, but I don’t want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again.
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!
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Gwen Stacy: I mean who gets kissed by Spider-Man, right?
Mary Jane Watson: I can’t imagine.
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Claire Miller (Stewardess): Unfortunately, first class is overbooked. But there’s plenty of room for you to stretch out in coach, which is less than half full. For the inconvenience, we are offering you a free travel coupon good on any South Pacific Air flight.
Paul Oswald: A free travel coupon won’t help me get to my meeting on time, now will it?
Claire Miller (Stewardess): Sir, I’m pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time as first.
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The Warlock: Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
John McClane: (laughs) It’s a basement!
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James Carter: We need to get her to relax.
Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
James Carter: Lee!
Lee: Only $9.95.
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