Bear: What’s up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man?

Harry Stamper: Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. Plastic ice cream scoop? What’d that cost? About $400.

Max: Who’s that for? Mr. Ed? You stick that thing in me, I’m gonna stab you in the heart with it. You ever see Pulp Fiction?

General Kimsey: If you’re trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up.
Truman: To tell you the truth, I’m kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here was an Air Force commando for six years.
General Kimsey: We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. We got a collection agent for the mob. Two of these guys have done serious time.
Truman: Look, they’re the best at what they do.
General Kimsey: So am I. And I’m not so optimistic. We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun.

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