Since us humans are obviously not thinking clearly or rationally, here is a dog’s thoughts on Vin Diesel. Starring Barry the Talking Dog.

The world is truly beautiful solely in the eyes of a true philosopher.

I know what the world exists for, but I know not how it came into existence. I see the design, but not the designer. I understand the question, but not the
questioner.

The world is a garden of philosophy. God is its gardener; Man is the visitor.
And any tree that does not bear fruits of philosophy either does not belong to that garden or is yet to be grown.

The universe is a philosophical abyss.

In reality the universe has no geometry.

Truth may have been found but might never be known.

The most fundamental tragedy of my life is that the ones who I see do not exist and the one who exists I do not see.

The worst mockery God can make of a moralist is that He compels him to be a solipsist.

The time has come for the greatest revolution of all times.

Ask a scientist a very profound question on his science, and he will be silent. Ask a religious person a very simple question on his religion, and he will be
frenzied.

In the midst of excitement, grief, joy, and solitude, I remind myself every
moment that the sole mission of my life is to find “the ultimate questioner” - that unimaginable who has put me in this madness to answer an unanswerable question.

Pain is a poison; pleasure an intoxicant.

Philosophy was born in heaven; philosopher in filth.

The world is a contradiction; the universe a paradox.

Man is programmed to find the programmer.

The sound of life has divine silence.

Life is a question asked by God about the way he exists.

The final discovery is the discovery of knowledge.

It is impossible to imagine existence void of any intelligence.

History is an orphan. It can speak, but cannot hear. It can give, but cannot take. Its wounds and tragedies can be read and known, but cannot be avoided or cured.

History is like a ghost. It is as dead as alive.

Most of the history is a divine work of fiction.

God is a philosophical black hole – the point where reason breaks down.

The existence of God is not logically necessary, and yet, on the basis of some
profound peculiar empirical order in the universe, it seems that He exists as the ultimate uncreated Being, implying a paradox, as no logically unnecessary entity can be uncreated. This paradox is the ultimate question asked by God, who is nothing but the ultimate questioner.

God would be the strangest thing to exist.

I wish I can enjoy no food but food for thought.

The real doubt is the doubt that doubts that it doubts.

In hell, the Devil is God.

Life is too meaningful to die.

There is only one real computer – the universe – whose hardware is made up of non-spatial states of consciousness and software is made up of superhuman as well as non-superhuman thoughts.

I am philosophical Christ; crucified on the cross of ignorance for the sake of
divine vanity.

A child is the devil in adorable form.

Theists and atheists are equally religious.

They often say, “What’s the point in astrology if you can’t change your
destiny?”. Well, it’s true that you can’t change your destiny, but still it helps
knowing about gravity.